I want to believe..

I like most of you who will probably read this post were more than likely partially raised by a television.
No offense Mom. This isn’t meant to in any way disparage your parenting, I turned out pretty good, huh?
What I’m basically saying is that we are a generation whose lives have been saturated with TV since day 1. Which isn’t entirely a bad thing, there’s been some quality television over the last thirty years. Granted the kids today have The Kardashians and that Honey BooBoo thing, so they’re totally screwed..
One of the shows that formed me into the odd galoot that I am now was The X-Files. I watched it every week with my mother who was partial to the show but still had no idea what in the hell was going on. I had to stand next to the TV like an interpreter for the deaf explaining who that guy was, or what that thing said, or why a worm just crawled out of that other guy’s mouth.
Some of my better memories are TV related.
So when I was asked to do a few pieces for “Hello 2014” (a sci-fi themed show at D-Structure in San Francisco) I knew I had to do something with the X-Files. I had a lot of fun setting the tone for each painting by accenting the creepy scenes with dramatic lighting.
Prints of each as well as all 4 pieces together are available in my Society 6 shop HERE

The Paint Pens Collective is welcoming in 2014, aka the new year, aka the future, with an out-of-this-world sci-fi showcase! One filled with all things fantastic, mind-blowing, kitsch, alien, and beyond. Paint Pens collective is national pop surrealist, low brow, and underground art collective based out of the Bay Area.

For D-Structure’s first art show of 2014, we have selected fourteen artists; spanning from Toronto, New York, Boston, Las Vegas, and of course, San Francisco and the Bay Area. The artist lineup will include; Sucklord, Ed Luce, Chelsea Brown, Amelia Dolezal, Tofusquirrel, Veronica Fish, Alexis Amann, Cristina Paolos, Stephen C. Wagner, Metaworks, Katie Longua, Wel Sed, Matthew Jaffe, Patt Kelley, and Shayna Yasuhara (Curator).

The official opening is Friday, January 3rd, 7pm, at D-Structure, 520 Haight Street, San Francisco, CA. Drinks will be provided.

Website: http://www.paintpenscollective.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/paintpenscollective
Twitter: @PaintPensSF
Instagram: #paintpenscollective

Sucklord http://suckadelic.com/
Ed Luce http://wuvableoaf.com/
Chelsea Brown http://www.chelseadraws.com/
Amelia Dolezal http://littledeerling.tumblr.com/
Tofusquirrel http://www.tofusquirrel.com/
Patt Kelley http://pattkelley.com/
Veronica Fish http://veronicahebs.blogspot.com/
Alexis Amann http://www.alexisamann.com/
Cristina Paolos http://www.cristinapaulos.com/
Stephen C. Wagner http://www.stephencwagner.com/
Metaworks http://metaworks.bigcartel.com/
Katie Longua http://klongua.com/
Wel Sed Instagram: @welsed
Matthew Jaffe
Shayna Yasuhara (Curator) http://shaynayasuhara.com/

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A while back I did a four page comic for Workstyle Magazine called Evolution (which you can see HERE)
They recently approached me to do another one, which was to be paired with an article based on soldiers for hire. It was a lot of fun to do my own spin on the topic.
There was a super short turnaround on the project so I unfortunately had to use digital type as opposed to my usual hand lettering, but was still very pleased with the finished product…

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Jumping the Fonzie

That’s it…..
I’ve come to that moment in my career where I’m finally jumping the shark.

or the Fonzie, that is…

This week’s Dig is the Ski Issue and I was psyched for the chance to do the cover.

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What’s for Breakfast? Year in review (Top 11 List)

Another year down.
The next What’s for Breakfast? will begin year 4 for the strip. (Holy crap!!) I’m so thankful to The Dig for printing my weird little comic every week, and to you idiots for reading it.
Due to the festive times we live in The Dig is on hiatus this week so that it’s employees may feast upon yule logs. Therefore there will be no breakfast.
So in lieu of something new here’s a look back at my 2013 Top 11 List…..
(Why 11? Because I couldn’t decide on merely 10)

#11 – WFB #142 The Really Big Lebowski

#10 – WFB #147 Don Draper

#9 – WFB #107 Honey Bear

#8 – WFB #120 Toe Ring

#7 – WFB #125 When Nature Calls

#6 – WFB #112 The Raven

#5 – WFB #116 Duped

#4 – WFB #106 A Guy Walks Into A Bar

#3 – WFB # 105 Thesaurus

#2 – WFB #138 Dead Meat

#1 – WFB #122 Gargyle

If you’re looking for any of the WFB book collections you can get them in my etsy shop here….
Or if you’re looking to just read them all for free or want to buy a cheap original then check out….

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Freak Article for Z Tattoo Magazine

I recently wrote an article about circus sidehow freaks for Z Tattoo Magazine out of Denmark. Since most of you probably don’t speak Danish I’ve posted the article in English for you here…

Myrtle Corbin sits in a chair to have her photograph taken. It’s the early 1880’s so she has to sit very still for about a minute or so, otherwise the exposure will blur and the photograph will be useless. Behind the camera is Charles Eisenmann, a German born photographer now working out of the Bowery in New York City.
It turns out to be a pretty normal portrait for the time period. In fact the only thing that stands out is the fact that the girl in the picture has a second set of legs dangling in between her other two giving her a second body from the waist down.
When Myrtle was just a month old her father would charge curious neighbors a dime to take a peek at his rather unusual daughter. He began placing newspaper ads which attracted more paying customers. This little four legged girl was providing for her entire family. Eventually all of the publicity reached PT Barnum who immediately employed Myrtle as one of his famous freaks.
At the time It wasn’t uncommon for people with strange disabilities to exhibit themselves for money. Circuses and sideshows were the entertainment of the day and the people who exhibited were often rewarded handsomely for it. During her heyday Myrtle earned as much as $450 a week, which back in the late 1800’s was a sizeable amount of money.
Betty Lou Williams who was born in 1932 with a parasitic twin growing from the left side of her body is said to be the highest paid human oddity of all time. It’s believed that she made as much as $1000 per week and was able to buy her parents a farmhouse and put her eleven siblings through college.
Stefan Bibrowski (aka Lionel the Lion Faced Man) was born in 1890 covered in hair from head to toe. In fact the only part of Stefan that wasn’t covered in hair were the palms of his hands and the soles of his feet. He was an extremely intelligent man who was an accomplished watercolor painter and spoke five different languages. He had wanted to be a dentist but figured he’d earn more as a freak.
As in the case of Bibrowski some of these people had incredible talents despite their handicaps. Prince Randian; “The Human Torso” who was born without arms or legs was able to not only roll his own cigarette, but he was also able to strike a match and light it all by himself. “The Living Venus Demilo“; Frances O’Connor who was born without arms personally signed all of the pitchcards that she sold with a pen placed between her toes. She was also able to aim a rifle and pull the trigger. Others like Millie-Christine a pair of siamese twins born into slavery in 1851 were said to put on quite an amazing show. They danced the waltz and the polka and were able to play the piano and guitar. They also sang beautifully, which is why they were referred to as The Two Headed Nightingale.
Of course you didn’t have to be born with a genetic condition or deformity to become a circus freak. Some people had incredible talents. There were working acts like the sword swallowers, the geeks, and blockheads. Art Hubell “The Human Bellows” would put an air pump down his esophagus and fill his stomach with air causing it to expand. If being an anatomical wonder wasn’t your thing there was always body modification.
Tattooed people were an integral part of sideshows at the time. Many tattooed exhibitors from Norah Hildebrandt to Frank and Annie Howard claimed to have been captured by savages and forcibly tattooed. Captain Costentenus had tattoos on just about every inch of his body. The only parts left blank were his nose, ears, and the soles of his feet. He had over 388 designs done in cinnabar and indigo. The story told to audiences was that Costentenus was a Greek Prince captured on a military expedition by the Khan of Kashgar . He was given the choice of death by wasp stings, tiger mauling, flogging, impalement, burning or tattooing. Yet they said if he survived the tattooing he’d be set free.
Many times when the freaks were presented on stage the audience would be given a story. Sometimes it was true, but more often than not it was sensationalized fiction used to sell more tickets. JoJo the Russian Dog Faced Boy was said to have been captured in the woods of Kostroma Russia where his father “fought with all the fury of an enraged mastiff but in the end the boy was captured only after a desperate conflict” In reality his father had the same condition and exhibited alongside his son but was often drunk and miserable and eventually died when JoJo was only sixteen.
The Aztec Children were billed as the last remnants of an ancient civilization. The brother and sister were said to have been found squatting on an alter being worshipped. In truth the pair were microcephalics which meant that they had abnormally small and pointed heads. This condition usually resulted in retardation.
When looking at the facts it’s hard to tell what was true and what was fake. I suppose it goes along with the territory. People who visited these sideshows were paying to be shocked and amazed, and that’s what they got. Sometimes though the truth was even stranger than the fiction as in the case of Victorian Ape Lady Julia Pastrana. She was one of the greatest living curiosities of her time and made a fortune for it. She eventually fell in love with her manager Theodore Lent who seemed to love Julia’s money more than her. In 1860 Pastrana gave birth to a baby boy who shared his mother’s ape-like visage, but unfortunately died a day and a half later. Julia followed five days after.
One would think that surely death would be the end to one’s sideshow career, but that wasn’t the case for Julia. Lent had the bodies of his wife and son stuffed and then sent them back on tour. The bodies were passed around from sideshow to sideshow and exhibited for over a hundred years. As of 1990 Pastrana was kept in storage at the Institute of Forensic Medicine in Oslo. Not until 2013 was her body returned and buried in her native Mexico. Julia finally found peace.
There’s also Chang and Eng Bunker who are probably the world’s most renowned circus freaks of all time. It is because of them why today conjoined twins are referred to as siamese twins. They were connected by a four inch ligament at the chest. It’s said that Eng had a good personality where as Chang was more cranky. They often fought, not just verbally but physically. They married a pair of sisters and had twenty two children between the two of them. In 1870 Chang suffered a stroke which rendered his right leg useless. Eng was thus forced to drag his brother along for another four years when in 1874 Chang passed away. Eng lay next to his deceased brother for four hours until he too died.
Over the years scientific breakthroughs and advances in medicine along with political correctness have all but ended freakshows. They’re still out there but they remain a mere shadow of what once was. The freaks have been all but replaced by working acts.
I think back to Myrtle Corbin sitting for what will turn out to be one of the most iconic photographs of the genre. A simple portrait of a four legged girl. Despite her deformity Myrtle would go on to lead a normal life. She fell in love and got married to a doctor. But like most stories from the sideshow there was a small and unusual twist. Together with her husband she had five children, three from one body and two from the other.

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Monster Party

I have two new pieces (“There’s No Place Left to Run” and “ElDiablo”) that will be on display at Monster Party 2013. It’s a show taking place at UGLY Gallery in New Bedford (246 Union st.) It opens tonight 10/10 7-10PM.
Psyched to be a part of this show! So many amazing artists involved. Stop by and check it out.

Poster by the amazing Tofusquirrel

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Fred Armisen Show Poster

Soooooooooo very excited to announce this one…
Some of my favorite jobs that I’ve ever done over the years have been the posters for Angioplasty Media….

They’re always a blast and I get the chance to do some art for some pretty awesome bands and musicians.
They got in touch again recently to do a show poster for an upcoming Fred Armisen show November 16th in Burlington VT and I JUMPED at the chance!
Since the show takes place a little before Thanksgiving I decided to go with a holiday theme and based it around Norman Rockwell’s Freedom From Want..

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The Abridged History wins the MICE Mini-Grant

I recently finished my new book “The Abridged History of a Moon” just in time for this year’s MICE which is taking place this Saturday 9/28-9/29. Not only will be the book be debuting at MICE but I’m psyched to announce that it won the 2013 MICE mini-grant!!
I’m really proud of the book and honored that it was chosen! A huge thanks to everyone at MICE!!
It was originally my submission for the ComicsWorkbook Competition Composition Competition and you can see it in it’s entirety HERE

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Illustrations for Narratively

I was recently approached by Narratively to do three illustrations based on an article about egg donation. Being a man egg donation isn’t something that I have a whole lot of insight on but it was a well written article so I had a lot to work with.
The article was about a baby-averse young woman donating her eggs in order to fulfill her own dreams while in turn helping someone else realize their dream of having a baby.
To give you an idea of my process here are the three sketches I provided to the art director..

The only major change that needed to be made was to replace the egg in the third illustration with a test tube. In hindsight the egg was kind of ambiguous and definitely didn’t read as well as a test tube would. Here are the final illustrations…

It was definitely a fun project. To read the article and see it with the illustrations check it out on Narratively HERE

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Experimenting with digital media and the moon

So I usually do the watercolor thing.
I suppose you probably already knew that, but just in case you didn’t, that’s usually how I roll.
Yet as of late it’s come to my intention that the future is upon us. Despite the lack of flying cars and Marty McFlys I figured it’s about time to become more familiar with that which bleeps and bloops.
For years I shied away from the computer. I don’t know why. Fear of technology maybe? Fear of change perhaps?
Did you ever see that movie with Sandra Bullock, “The Net”? What if that happened?
I don’t actually know what happened, but one can only imagine. So I put my fears aside and started experimenting. It was fun!
I had just recently found out about the ComicsWorkbook Composition Competition. It’s a contest for comic creators to make a 16 page signature story (14 pages plus 2 covers) and I figured why not experiment and do the whole thing digitally…

I really liked being able to go straight from a scanned pencil sketch right into the final. I found working this way to be way less time consuming than traditional media. I enjoyed playing around with layers to create shadow as well as lighting.

The story is about the ocean, and dogs, and the end of the world. It’s about love and secret crushes and last chances.

I’ve posted the comic in it’s entirety over in my Tumblr here….

I should have physical copies in time For MICE September 28 and 29th in Boston.
All in all good experiment. I will always use watercolor. The feel of brush on paper is just too soothing to give up. Watercolor just makes a lot of sense to me. It’s a tool I’m extremely comfortable with and love so much. That being said Photoshop is another interesting tool. I see a lot of possibilities with it. There will definitely be more experimenting with it in the future.

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